27 July 2012

taxman

Some days I’d rather do anything than the task at hand. Today I should be studying and titivating PowerPoint slides for our professional development session in Bendigo on Monday. Instead I organise documentation for the taxman.

Most years I have one group certificate, two if there’s been an election and I spend a day working for the electoral commission. This year two employers and Centrelink send certificates, and I earn enough from my business to really complicate things.

I collect receipts assiduously this financial year: books for my professional library, desk and electrical work for my home office, IT components to run my business better. For the first time in ages I don’t know if the taxman owes me, or me him. It’s a worry.

For years my father does my tax return. He’s an accountant and my tax affairs take about five minutes to sort out. But he lets his knowledge of taxation slip the longer he is retired. I report online until my tax knowledge proves inadequate. I hire my former de fact step-daughter to put my finances in order for the tax office, then she decides her job is too demanding to have private clients.

Up in Bendigo I let things slip till I spook myself about late fees. I ask my manager at work if she can recommend a local tax agent. She tells me she goes to H & R Block. I hate this company. Their ads on television drive me nuts. But I accept her recommendation and make an appointment.

The bloke who does my tax is personable and we get on well. The whole business is quickly sorted and I get a nice refund. Same thing the following year. Third time round, different agent, a woman, and a  smaller refund.

Back in Croydon I go to the local office. My finances are more complex, their fee larger, my refund much less. And this year is a mystery. I’ll be happy so long as I don’t owe.

Rock on. 

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