17 July 2012

diy

This morning I meet Maryanne. I expect an older woman from her phone voice. She’s mid to late thirties, tall, pinched nose, moderate make-up, black stockings, miniskirt, the complete corporate businesswoman. She’s come to take me through some salary packaging options. She drives a yellow RACV company car and lives in Collingwood.

I’m armed with two packaging quotes she’s emailed me for a new car, a rival quote from my car dealer, a payslip, statements from my two super schemes. I start by admitting my ignorance about money systems and processes. She says nothing. I tell her that on reflection I think it better to package super than a car, but ask her to lead me through the quotes anyway.

The quotes include operating costs—fuel, maintenance, tyres, rego—and the big one, novated lease cost: $10+k per annum. I ask what novated means. She hasn’t a clue. The dictionary is no help; the closest word is novation, the replacement of an old contract with a new one.

Maryanne guides me through a forest of figures, agrees with the bank’s advice that I’m better off to redraw on my home loan to buy a car, admits I’m better off to salary package into super direct from my employer rather than through her company. I agree with her that I shouldn't just accept her or the bank’s opinion, but get an independent opinion too.

She leaves me more confused than ever. Tonight I reconsider the figures, work the calculator. The figures don’t add up. One column contains a grand mistake, easily made, huge nonetheless, obvious even to a financial nuf-nuf like me.

I conclude that neither the bank nor the salary packager is going to save me money. What they really offer is expertise and convenience: they buy the car, pay the associated costs, set up the salary package, organise the transition to retirement pension. I'd be paying for the convenience. At considerable cost. They serve themselves, not me.

I decide to set these things up myself. The cost will be a month’s running around and some inconvenience. But I will pay no novated lease cost, no administrative fee, no service fee to the bank’s financial planner.

I’ve always done it—whatever it is—myself. Why would I think of doing it any other way?   

Rock on. 

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