15 October 2012

privacy

When Bob Hawke—remember him?—decided we should each have a personal identity card, the Australia Card, the bleeding hearts frothed at the mouth. Other orifices too. I didn’t join them on that occasion. I might have things to hide from my friends, but not from government. I’m pretty sure they know everything they want to know about me anyway.

At work we’re assaulted daily by the Privacy Act. Confidentiality I respect but things done by the letter of the law and in the name of privacy border on lunacy.

Gen Y and Gen Z couldn’t give a hoot about privacy, sexting their private parts on smartphones and boring the rest of us with the minutiae of their lives. People’s private lives are usually boring beyond belief. Or is it just teenagers’ lives?

There are things I’d like to keep private, personal habits—picking my nose, pissing in the shower, writing sentence fragments—but it’s those close to me I’m protecting from this knowledge.

The things we older generations were instructed to keep private by our parents and betters—never talk about politics, sex or religion—are the very things I love to gab about and let everyone know my opinion. I don’t give a fig who knows where I live, how much I earn, who I vote for, or the state of my health.

Writing this blog is a test. I can’t always keep my children nameless, although I’ve never outed my good woman. People who once lived in Iron Curtain countries view privacy differently.

I’ve worked as an artist’s model, posed naked in front of the rigidly regimented girls of Luther College and the more relaxed kids at Yarra Valley Grammar. The door might be locked and the windows shuttered, but life modelling is warts, pot belly, saggy private bits and all.

If I need to change my pants after a long bike ride, I can’t be bothered with privacy. I peel off in car parks, whip on clean shorts, and people rarely notice because I don’t make a big deal of it. How the human animal came to think of some particular parts of their anatomies as private is beyond me.

I guess it’s what separates us from the (other) animals.

Rock on. 

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