13 September 2012

extempore

It takes all afternoon to pack our boxes. We fill the boot of the hire car in the basement car park at 5:30 and I negotiate us slowly through peak hour and dusk onto the Calder. Comrade S needs sustenance for the journey. I can hang out for a good meal in Bendigo but Subway at the Calder Park service centre gets the nod. I put $72 worth of unleaded in the tank’s tank.

Comrade S says she’s not received her hotel booking details. I drive, she dials. Turns out we’re booked at separate accommodation, same chain. They swap her to the serviced apartments I’m booked at. We check in just after eight. Comrade S retires to her room; I have much to do, a trip to find real milk for a cup of tea, a visit to tomorrow’s venue to check the layout and facilities.

Back at the apartments I prepare slides, notes and myself for tomorrow. Long after midnight my gritty eyes droop: I’ve been awake for 21 hours. Sleep comes quickly but doesn’t last. At 5:30 I’m sitting, shitting. More hasty preparation and another nervous shit before I meet Comrade S at the car, its windows iced.

We breakfast in Pall Mall, wheel our trolleys and boxes into the venue just before eight. We put paper and textas on tables, set up the data projector, check sound, vision, registration table and name badges in the foyer. Again my bowels intervene. When I take the floor at nine I look serene, feel anything but.

Our ‘audience’ for the next two days are pre-service teachers, not the easiest participants to work with. The workshop is designed for core groups of teachers already in schools. We modify our presentation. Day One is all mine. The pre-morning tea session hums along and the words flow. I’m not so sure of my material or myself after the break, but the participants don’t twig.

After lunch I’m winging it. Then my voice cracks and my command of the room is gone. For the final half hour I stand at the lectern and microphone. At three thirty they’re out the door. We store our gear in a back room behind the stage. Comrade S and our student, Mister T, drive back to Melbourne—commitments. Comrade S drops me at the serviced apartment.

I’m completely knackered. I stare at the wall, my brain empty.

Rock on. 

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